15 Ways To Answer Why You’re Still Single
Are you currently single and or had a good chunk of time in your adult life when you just wanted to be alone and ” work on you?” You can’t see me but I raised both my hands, high and I am not mad about it! As I continue to share my journey of living and loving in the digital age here on the modern day girlfriend, I wanted to pepper in a little dating humor that I use to answer those pesky relatives at the holiday table who ask me why I didn’t bring anyone this year?
Instead of explaining why I feel it’s okay that to be single and over 25, I catch them off guard when I answer with my favorite funny go to lines when asked, ” Why are you still single?” They won’t be asking that question again…… Until next year?
- Nobody understands me like my dog, a bottle of wine and Netflix does.
- I am taking charge of my life because I have no idea who controlled it before.
- I don’t want to be responsible for anyone else, organizing my Netflix que is enough for now!
- I haven’t showered in three days and I’m not mad about it.
- I don’t want to share my food, french fries are not meant to be shared.
- I am to busy for a relationship right now, Oliva Pope knows how I feel.
- I don’t like online dating, you’re not 6′ 3″ dude like your profile says. My flats make me taller than you & I’m 5’6!
- I haven’t shaved my legs in a week and it feels amazing.
- I am dating my job and by that I mean I don’t want to date you.
- I don’t do emotions, emoji yes, emotions no!
- Being texted “sup” at 10pm for a booty call doesn’t signify a relationship.
- I want to travel further than my neighborhood bar.
- I’m tired of faking orgasms… SERIOUSLY
- I have no energy to, wash my hair, brush my teeth, shave my legs, put make up on and put on an outfit to sit across the table from a guy whose curtain tinder picture is him pounding a beer.
- I don’t believe in love after my ex facetimed me on the toilet.
I hope this was as fun for you as it was for me! Remember being single isn’t the end of the world, live, love and always remember to laugh ALOT!
How do you respond, comment below or tag me!
T: Moderndaygf